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Jokes about Families
Grandma
Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.
Categories:
Dark Humor Jokes
(Corpse Jokes)
, Jokes about Families
(Grandmother Jokes)
, Gross Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY... Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Osama's Daughter
Q: What did Osama name his last daughter?
A: Camela - after her mother.
Categories:
Jokes about Families
(Daughter Jokes)
, Terrorist Jokes
(Osama Bin Laden Jokes)
, Riddles
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