Yo Mama - Quarterback

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Mama - Curry

Yo mama so stupid, she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.

Creative Ways to Call Someone Stupid

• A few crumbs short of a crouton.
• A few clowns short of a circus.
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
• An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
• A few beers short of a six-pack.
• A few peas short of a casserole.
• The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
• One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
• One taco short of a combination plate.
• A few feathers short of a whole duck.
• All foam, no beer.
• Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.
• He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• As smart as bait.
• Chimney's clogged.
• Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
• Forgot to pay her brain bill.
• Her sewing machine's out of thread.
• If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• Has the intelligence of a Carrot.