Insult Jokes - Stupid Insults

Hand Surgery

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

Categories: Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Handing Out Brains

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes
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Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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