Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Happy To See You

If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

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Gun Vs Wife

Q: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
A: You can put a silencer on a gun.

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Your Wife

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, what does that mean?
A: Her chain is to long!

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