Insult Jokes - Fat Insult Jokes

Girl at the Bar

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Momma - Hide-N-Seek

Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a watertower.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
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Anonymous

Blocking The Tide

Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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