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Hurt You Insult
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
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Hand Surgery
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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If Timex Ran Christmas
If Timex Ran Christmas, the holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
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