Insult Jokes

Hurry and Die

Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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Anonymous

Blondes And Birth Control

Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.

Anonymous

Dead Bird

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Anonymous