Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Mama About Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Submitted BY: Jacob