Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes)
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Thirsty Tree

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree if you forget to water it?
A: Nevergreen

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
A: Fruitcake

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes)
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