Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Christmas Eve Dyslexic

Let's spare a thought for dyslexic children around the world this Christmas eve.
Lying awake in bed, worried sick about having Satan climb down their chimney.

Submitted BY: Nekranox

3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

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The 10th Reindeer

Q: How come you never hear anything about Olive the 10th reindeer?
A: Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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