Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Blondes and Santa Poker Game

Q: A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
A: The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.

Anonymous

Snowmen Treats

Q: What do snowmen love to eat?
A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.

Anonymous

Santa at Walmart

Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks but just in case it was more he brought some extra doe.

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