Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

New Ruling

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.  This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.  There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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Afraid of Santa

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

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Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you a merry Christmas!

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