Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

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Letter On Christmas Eve

Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!

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New Ruling

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.  This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.  There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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