Holiday Jokes - 4th of July Jokes

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

Anonymous

Tea Party Attire

Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: 'Tea'-Shirts

Anonymous

England Holidays

Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Yes, they also have July 3rd and July 5th!

Anonymous