Holiday Jokes - 4th of July Jokes

Sounds Like

Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee Poodle.

Anonymous

Who's on Top?

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Anonymous

Cracked Up

Q: Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?
A Because they would both be cracked.

Anonymous