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The best jokes and joke writers!

Cracked Up

Q: Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?

A Because they would both be cracked.

Crazy Hill

Q: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?

A: The Battle of 'Bonkers' Hill.

Oh What a Feeling

Q: What ghost haunted King George III?

A: The spirit of '76.

Liberty Bell

Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?

A Yes, it cracked me up!

Patriotic Canine

Q: What happened when Jake's dog swallowed a box of fireworks?

A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.