Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Special Summer Sale

A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

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Leper's Valentine

Q: How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

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British Financing Plan

Q: What resulted after the British passed the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British.

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