Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Thanksgiving Moment

Let's all take a moment of silence for toddler parents as we prepare for a Thanksgiving day of chasing our overstimulated children around an un-baby-proofed house after they've skipped their nap and are powered only by dinner rolls and spite. Stay blessed.

Submitted BY: MEG

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A: A road hag!

Anonymous

Costume Party

My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.

Anonymous