Gross Jokes

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Submitted BY: KR

Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

Anonymous

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

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