Funny Thoughts

Good Dog

Q: Why did the girl name her dogs Timex and Rolex?
A: They were watch dogs.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Suicide or Hostage

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous