Dyslexia Agony

After Daylight Saving Time ended, I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend.  He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

Lesbian Depression

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.