Funny Thoughts

Dracula's Soup

Q: What's Dracula's favorite soup?
A: Scream of tomato!

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Undertaker Talk

Q: How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
A: By his grave manner!

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Usually Wrong

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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