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Lock Out
Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Bright Until Spoken To
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Time Check
I want to take a moment to talk about my late aunt.
Old bag should have been here an hour ago.
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Written By: KielPhillips
