Funny Thoughts

Blonde V. Construction

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
A: One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

You're Getting Sleepy

Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Avatar Girlfriend

You look just like my girlfriend avatar!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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