Funny Thoughts

Car Trouble

I think my car needs an alignment, it always pulls towards Starbucks.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

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What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

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