Funny Thoughts

Government Competition

Q: What's the REAL reason the government jails people for theft
A: They don't want any competition.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Jock Pickup Line

Hey babe, is your goalmouth open? High five!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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French Joke

Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Military Jokes , Riddles
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