Grounded

Growing up, my parents never grounded me unless they were really really mad. I can remember the first time they caught me drinking under age. Mom freaked out and grounded me for a month, but I guess that was a reasonable response for a parent of a second grader.

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Fastest Witch

Q: Who's the fastest witch?
A: The ones that ride on a vroom stick!