Funny Thoughts

If Apple Made Toasters

If Apple made toasters... It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be a little picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Call Out

I was in the supermarket earlier when I saw a kid having a tantrum, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. I asked his mother "Have you slapped him?" She looked insulted and snapped "No I haven't!" "Well why the hell not?" I asked

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips