Funny Thoughts

Deja Vu

"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra

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Submitted BY: Yogi Berra

Stop

A lady drove a van full of a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot looking for a space. Obviously frazzled she coasted through a stop sign; "Hey lady have you forgotten how to stop?!" yelled an irate man she rolled down the window and said "What makes you think these are all mine?"

Anonymous

Numbers Game

Q: Why are relationships similar to Algebra?
A: Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y
 

Anonymous