Detective Agent

Q: What detective would make the best real estate agent?
A: Sherlock Holmes

Anatomy Lesson

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Sheep and Kangaroo

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A A sweater with big pockets.