Funny Thoughts

Screw The World

Q: What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?
A: One wants to screw the world and one already has!

Anonymous

Thesaurus

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

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Anonymous

Many Moons

A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse. 50 years later a man went into the outhouse and saw the chief. "How long have you been in there?" the man asked. "Many moons my son, many moons!"

Anonymous