Funny Thoughts

A Pasta Diet?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Best Part of Gardening

Q: What's the best part of gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous