Funny Thoughts

Perspective

Would the meaning of this phrase change if you were a man or woman?
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night"

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tattoo

Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.

Anonymous

Advice

  1. Never eat at a place called Mom's
  2. Never play cards with a man named 'Doc'
  3. Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.

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