Chess Playing Cat

Two little ladies were shopping in the mall when Joanne smiled: "My cat can really play chess!" With a shocking expression, Angelina praised Joanne's cat: "Really? It must be very smart!" Just when Angelina finished her sentence, Joanne said: "Well... Actually, I don't know about that. I usually win three out of four times."

Yo Mama - Yo Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she told you a "Yo mama" joke!

Half-Brain Bagpiper

Q: What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A: Gifted.