Fresh Beard

I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

Climbing Mt. Everest

I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?"
"No," I said.
"It's to look at."

Where Do You Work

A guy walks up to a one legged lady and said hey where do you work? The lady says iHop. The guy says no not how you get to work, where you work?