Funny Thoughts

Cold Eskimos Kayaking

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Good News

First the doctor told me the good news, I was going to have a disease named after me.

Submitted BY: Steve Martin

Bad Venmo

Last week I installed Venmo on my Dad's new iPhone. Turned out to be a bad decision. Just yesterday he sent me a request for $78. "Replace mailbox that you backed into when you were 16"

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Submitted BY: MEG