Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

Serious Debate

I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a damn.

Got HAGS?

The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”