Funny Thoughts

Thumb Sucking

A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Ball Talk

Q: What did the right ball say to the left ball?
A: The guy in the middle is a dick.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Going Up?

Q: Why are people on higher floors funnier?
A: They have a type of elevated humor

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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