Mind Control

Sometimes my mind wanders, sometimes it just leaves

Church Bulletin

I write the church bulletin each week. Last week on complete accident instead of putting in "Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting messages" I wrote: "This week Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting massages." Another time I was suppose to write "Forgiveness can send you to hell" and I accidentally wrote: "Forgiveness will send you to hell." Needless to say my work is checked before the bulletins are printed and passed out now in church.

Bag Surprise

I'll never forget the time I had to use an oxygen mask for an Delta flight.

It was just after the agent told me how much the checked baggage fees were.