Food Jokes - Vegetarian Jokes

A Vegetarian With Diahrrea

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
A: A salad shooter.

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Vibrator Or Soybeans?

Q: What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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Vegan Zombies

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? 
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.

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