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Tesla Vegan Award

Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?

A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans

Healthy Selection

That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.

Aroma Therapy

I was grilling a steak and the smell of the juices made my mouth water. Got me thinking.

Does the same thing happen to vegetarians when they mow the lawn?

Vegetarian Now

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.