Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"

Categories: Riddles , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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Careers

Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: I want to be a pizza delivery boy or a plumber.
Dad: Stop watching porn son.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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