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Hononlulu

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd

In-Law Visit

"Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side). "Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy.

Vultures and Mothers In Law

Q:  What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?

A:  Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

Depressed Over Mother In Law

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter? Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!! Then what is so bad about it? You should celebrate the event!! No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day!

French Impressionist Painting

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.