Jokes about Families - Mother-in-Law Jokes

Buy the Mule!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Anonymous

No-so-suspicious Disappearance of a Husband

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.  "Yes, please," she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes)
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Anonymous

Deportation

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1944 5th Street in a white house with a blue door.  She gets off work at 6PM.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
Anonymous