Ethnic / Country Jokes

Blonde in Australia

Q: Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia?
A: Salman Rushdie.

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Russian Econ 101

A young boy goes to his father in Russia
The boy asks "Papa, could I please have 5 rubles" Papa is surprised and asks "20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"

Anonymous

The Wishes Of A Black Guy

A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.

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Submitted BY: rac310