Ethnic / Country Jokes

Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Riddles
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The Wishes Of A Black Guy

A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Submitted BY: rac310

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern)
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