Ethnic / Country Jokes - Canadian Jokes

Canadian Cross the Road

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Riddles
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Torotonians to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes
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Light Bulb - Canadians

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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