Ethnic / Country Jokes

A Surgeon, an Architect and a Politician

A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." "Sure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Fishing Around

Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A: A fishing pole.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
Anonymous

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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