Ethnic / Country Jokes

Indians In America

Q: Why were the Indians here first in America?
A: They had Reservations.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes)
Anonymous

Canada's Air Disaster

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seat Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
Anonymous

Ireland Radio Contest

A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air contest to see who could come up with the best word not in a dictionary that would still make sense in a sentence. One of the first callers used the word G-O-A-N, pronounced "go-an." "Okay, caller. How would you use this in a sentence?" "Go-an. Goan fuck yerself!" Concerned about it being a family show, the DJ quickly hung up on the man. After fielding a bunch more unsuccessful calls, another caller calls up with the word S-M-E-E, pronounced "smee." "Okay, caller. How would you use this in a sentence?" "Smee again. Goan fuck yerself!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous