Drug Jokes

Bee High

Q: What kind of bees get you high?
A: Doo-bees.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
Submitted BY: doodler365

Barber Arrested

The local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This really surprised me as I've been a customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous

Bad Combination

Q: What happens if you're given MDMA and LSD at the same time?
A: You're off to a bad start for a game of Scrabble.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Ecstasy Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous