Disease / Afflictions Jokes - STD Jokes

Hospital Herpes

Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Potat-ho

Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
A: It's the one with the little sticker that reads: "I-DA-HO." Also, she has herpes sores on her lips.

Categories: Food Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Red Lobster

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Gross) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
Anonymous