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Charlie Wins

With all the negativity in the world today... 
...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.

Submitted BY: NeverBob

Funny Girl

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

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Sex Karma

A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known for prostitution picks up a hooker. After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!"
The prostitute smile and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"

Anonymous