Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Heart Transplant

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Heart Disease Jokes)
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Wife to the Hospital

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which understandably concerns the husband. Then, after a couple more moments, the doctor re-enters the room this time asking for a screwdriver. The man grows worried and begins to pace in circles. Then, a little later, the doctor bursts through the doors screaming for a hammer, at that, the husband, in a state of frenzied terror, runs up to the surgeon and asks, ''Doctor, what the heck is wrong with my wife?'' "I don't know," replies the flustered doctor, "I can't get my damn bag open."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Helper Virus

Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?
A: To help seniors get to the other side

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
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