Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Bad News First

"Okay doctor, give me the bad news first." "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." "Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes)
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Anti Nanny

Q: What do you call a nanny who is an anti-vaxxer?
A: Mrs. DoubtPfizer

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

STD Treatment

Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from San Francisco to Washington. "For God's sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have attacked you and raped you!" "I wasn't ever in any danger at all", she said, trying to calm him down. "As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going to Washington, because that's where they have the best treatment for sexually transmitted diseases."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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